Daily Horoscope
Monday, March 23, 2009
Moon Alert
Caution: Avoid shopping or making important decisions from 8 a.m. until 5:15 p.m. EDT today. After that the Moon moves from Aquarius into Pisces.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Tread carefully! This week starts off with a bang, and not a pleasant one. The Sun is in your sign and this is good. However, it's making a harsh aspect with Darth Vader Pluto and this is not good. It means power struggles with parents, teachers, bosses and authority figures are likely. Stay frosty.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
I'm not going to kid you. This could be a challenging Monday. ("It was Monday. It was Monday all day.") Powerful forces from within you might make you feel uncomfortable about something. You might not even know what's going on. (I don't even know what's going on.) It's time to let go of something. (But what?)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Group situations are touchy today. Some people are throwing their weight around (let's hope it's not you). Power-hungry types have the bit in their teeth today and want to run the show. This can cause others to quit. It will certainly stir things up. (Gulp.)
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Bosses, parents, teachers and authority figures might demand that you account for yourself or explain your shoddy behaviour. (Dontcha love it?) For whatever reason, you feel like you're being hauled up on the carpet. Someone wants you to account for the way you behaved. (Time to send out for dark chocolate.)
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Expect to encounter difficulties with publishing, the media, higher education, medicine and the law. People are not co-operative! Avoid touchy subjects like politics, religion and racial issues. After all, the only thing that should be in hot water is a tea bag and this you ain't.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Disputes about financial matters, especially shared property, inheritances, insurance issues or even taxes and debt could be nasty today. In fact, matters could come to such a head that something breaks apart or is called off. Easy does it.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Relationships and professional partnerships can break up at this time, perhaps even today. What is not working is all too clear. Some things are just more trouble than they're worth and this includes people. After all, life is short and fat. Whatchyagonnado?
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Many of you will encounter some powerful pressures from others at work today. In fact, someone could be downright nasty. If anything goes wrong, or has gone wrong in the past, someone out there is determined to lay blame. It's a bummer. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Parents and teachers must be patient with children today. There will be much acting out! And the kids might get out of hand as well. Be patient with young minds; you're the one who is supposed to be mature. Right? Romance can also go off the rails in a New York minute.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
This is not the day -- I repeat -- this is not the day for important family discussions, especially with parents. They won't fly. In fact, these discussions could turn into fault-finding accusations and miserable power struggles. Appliances and equipment could break down today. Aaggghh.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Communications do not flow smoothly today. Things tend to break, stop, split apart or finish unexpectedly. (Omigawd!) Try to stay flexible. Don't be stuck in a rut with your attitudes and views. The world is changing rapidly.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Something to do with your financial situation or your cash flow or earnings could be tested today. Don't count on things working the way they always did. You might have to be extremely flexible today. Be prepared to let go of something.
If Your Birthday Is Today
First runner to break the four-minute mile, Roger Bannister M. D. (1929) shares your birthday today. You're multitalented and versatile. Many of you excel in more than one field. In part, this is because you're interested in everything! (Plus you're bold and daring.) You have friends from all walks of life, and many of you work with or are involved with children. Your year ahead is full of exciting, new, fresh beginnings. Open any door!
