Daily Horoscope
Thursday, February 24, 2005
Moon Alert
We have the All Clear to shop or make important decisions today.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
You might feel restless, nervous and disquieted about something. Don't worry about this. It's just something you ate. (Kidding.) Nameless feelings in your subconscious are stirred up today. In fact, you're not even sure what you're feeling. But it sure does feel like you ate something funny.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
A friend might surprise you today. In fact, this is practically a guarantee. On other hand, the one holding that egg timer, you might be the one who does something bizarre that kind of shocks everyone. You're drawn to real characters today. (They're so entertaining.)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Surprising news about bosses, or surprising news from bosses, or new surprising bosses will surprise you. Actually, who's surprised? It's surprising it didn't happen earlier. You're just surprised people in authority act this way and don't find it surprising. (Which is all the more surprising, isn't it?)
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
A lot of things are building up within you today. That's why you feel you just can't take anymore. Certainly not any more of this poopoocaca. You won't tolerate any more restrictions. You don't want to make a big fuss, but enough is enough. Caution: don't be rash. Think of your pension.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Keep your eye on your money and your possessions today. You might find money; you might lose money. Cheques can bounce. Things you thought were neatly sewn up could unravel. Double-check all your transactions. Make sure everybody is happy.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
It is impossible to second-guess partners today. Accept this, and your day will be easier. All kinds of unexpected responses and actions will throw you for a loop. Do not pressure others. They'll walk. (In a New York minute.) Relationships are completely unpredictable today!
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Systems can crash today. Expect the unexpected at work. Power failures, interruptions, and bizarre happenings will definitely upset your routine. Meanwhile, back at your workstation, you're feeling increasingly rebellious. Enough awreddy! (Don't quit your day job.)
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Kids are unusually rebellious today. Don't make an issue of this. Things will settle down by Sunday. Romance is in the toilet as well. ("Not tonight, Josephine.") Your only recourse is to be patient and expect very little of others. The bottom-line is: survival. (This means you.)
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
This can be an accident-prone day at home. Guard against fires and dicey electrical circuits. The Internet might be down. Communications with family members are kinda wild and crazy as well. Everything is interrupted. Avoid disputes with others. (Wait a day or two.)
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
This is an accident-prone today. Yesterday, the Full Moon made things dicey. But today with the Sun lined up with wild and wacky Uranus -- anything could happen! One thing is guaranteed: your daily routine will be interrupted. Pack a hot lunch. (Maybe even your toothbrush.)
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
If you're going to check your bank account today -- prepare yourself. Lots of money surprises are in store for you. Similarly, you might be doing a lot of impulse shopping today. ("I'll take this, and this, and this, do batteries come with that? And I want lots of speaker wire.")
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Don't be too impulsive today. Don't get your belly in a rash. Dot expect to be surprised. Allow extra time for everything. Carry a book with you today. Is your cell phone charged? Enough gas in the car? Change for the bus? Today is either exciting or annoying in harried way. (A happy person can enjoy the scenery on a detour.)
If Your Birthday Is Today
Actor Billy Zane (1966) shares your birthday. You are very giving. You appreciate the needs of others, and are sympathetic to their suffering. In a similar way, you are also very receptive to others. You have strong willpower, guts and determination. In other words -- you have what it takes. The year ahead is social, fun loving and favorable for all relationships.
